Sasquatch sighting reported in Yukon

This sounds like another promising lead in the search for Bigfoot, but, to quote the article:

“I don’t think that nine people that seen it could tell the same story. They wouldn’t be able to tell the same story if it wasn’t true.”

Noooo, there’s no way 9 people could have the same story without it being true! Guess that proves there were WMDs in Iraq.