National Geographic: Monster Rabbit Stalks U.K. Village

There have been reports of a monster rabbit terrorizing English gardens, leaving a path of destruction it its wake. While the authorities are trying to paint this as an escaped “giant” domestic rabbit, the possibility exists that this rabbit may have been just an ordinary wild rabbit that came in contact with some of the secretly-planted GM crops that have been planted in England and other EU countries.

We can be certain that when this brute gets captured or killed, the body will be replaced with an “normal” giant rabbit before any autopsy or press release.

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