July 2005


July 30, 2005: 12:57 am: GroundslothSpotting

This one’s been around for a few days, but it’s now announced that astromical object 2003UB313 has been confirmed as the solar system’s 10th planet, even bigger (and three times as far out) as Pluto. A name has been submitted for consideration, but, at present, that name is unknown.

Personally, I hope they go with Nibiru, and, if not that, then Mondas.

10th Planet Found - BBC News

July 29, 2005: 10:14 pm: GroundslothSpotting

The supposed hair sample of a sasquatch recently taken from the Yukon has tested to be a DNA match with a common bison.

It’s a completely understandable mistake. If you’ve ever seen a bison stand up on its back legs and forage for the tender upper leaves and pine needles, you’d immediately see the resemblance to sasquatch.

Looks more like BigHoof than BigFoot - ExpressNews - University of Alberta

: 10:04 pm: GroundslothSpotting

Why not? The Chinese eat everything (and every part of) that moves. A giant salmon that eats livestock seems very ying and yang.

Researchers to Search for Chinese ‘Lake Monsters’

July 25, 2005: 4:04 pm: GroundslothSpotting


“DEMONS INSIDE? Shirley Wallace of Phoenix says she has been possessed by demons for 23 years. Minor exorcisms have been performed through the years, but the problems continue.”

It’s a sad day when a devout (yet demonically possessed) Roman Catholic can’t convince the Church to give her a good exorcising work-out. I wonder why they won’t do it? Is she too nuts are not nuts enough?

From the East Valley Tribune

July 17, 2005: 2:26 pm: GroundslothSpotting

This Whitehorse Star Online article reports that the Canada’s Department of the Environment is investigating last week’s Sasquatch spotting.

Finally, I’m getting something back for my tax money… I bought something in Canada once and I’ve never felt like I received adequate compensation for the taxes. Now I have!

July 15, 2005: 6:02 pm: GroundslothSpotting

Moral Debate: Procedure Risks Making Monkeys More Humanlike

If we can’t find Sasquatch, perhaps, using stem cells, we can make him!

: 5:59 pm: GroundslothSpotting

Discovery Channel :: News :: Study: Chickens Think About Future

This explains a lot: Clearly, not only can chickens thinks about the future, they’re also blogging under the guise of teenagers.

: 5:47 pm: GroundslothSpotting

SPACE.com — The Great UFO Debate

Over 1/3 of the population believes life exists in outer space, but if this article is anything to go by, some state legislatures are not taking the issue seriously enough. Alien experimentation on humans is illegal “..in most states”

I want names! Which states haven’t passed the appropriate laws to protect their citizens? Why haven’t these clowns been voted out of office due to gross negligence? Write your legislator now! Tell them you want laws protecting you.

And remember, if they don’t want to help, threaten them with the prospect of Federal legislation taking away their authority! That always makes them sit up and listen.

: 5:38 pm: GroundslothSpotting

Sasquatch sighting reported in Yukon

This sounds like another promising lead in the search for Bigfoot, but, to quote the article:

“I don’t think that nine people that seen it could tell the same story. They wouldn’t be able to tell the same story if it wasn’t true.”

Noooo, there’s no way 9 people could have the same story without it being true! Guess that proves there were WMDs in Iraq.

July 6, 2005: 4:56 pm: GroundslothSpotting

This recent archaeological find brings a “new” perspective to the theories of human habitation in the “New World”.

According to the article, the traditional view is that my ancestors arrived her about 11,000 years across, taking a frosty stroll across the land/ice bridge from Eurasia. Now, “human” footprints have been found dating back 40,000 years, messing up the whole theory.

This seems like old news. I saw a documentary some years ago on strange arcaeological findings in the very south part of South America. Dated back further than the 11,000 land brdige crossing, the peoples bore physiological kinship with Australian aborigials.

They “disappeared” completely just a short time after the land bridge crossing of todays Native Americans. Did they, like the white men who came later, arrive on this new continent and make a converted effort to wipe out the existing inhabitants?

Did they wipe them all out?

The program I saw traced down two remaining tribal people from the very tip of Tierra Del Fuego whose genetic makeup is more Australian aboriginal.

Now, as for these footprints 40,000 years ago: I think that’s just the aliens visiting the beach.

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