Friday, July 15th, 2005


July 15, 2005: 6:02 pm: GroundslothSpotting

Moral Debate: Procedure Risks Making Monkeys More Humanlike

If we can’t find Sasquatch, perhaps, using stem cells, we can make him!

: 5:59 pm: GroundslothSpotting

Discovery Channel :: News :: Study: Chickens Think About Future

This explains a lot: Clearly, not only can chickens thinks about the future, they’re also blogging under the guise of teenagers.

: 5:47 pm: GroundslothSpotting

SPACE.com — The Great UFO Debate

Over 1/3 of the population believes life exists in outer space, but if this article is anything to go by, some state legislatures are not taking the issue seriously enough. Alien experimentation on humans is illegal “..in most states”

I want names! Which states haven’t passed the appropriate laws to protect their citizens? Why haven’t these clowns been voted out of office due to gross negligence? Write your legislator now! Tell them you want laws protecting you.

And remember, if they don’t want to help, threaten them with the prospect of Federal legislation taking away their authority! That always makes them sit up and listen.

: 5:38 pm: GroundslothSpotting

Sasquatch sighting reported in Yukon

This sounds like another promising lead in the search for Bigfoot, but, to quote the article:

“I don’t think that nine people that seen it could tell the same story. They wouldn’t be able to tell the same story if it wasn’t true.”

Noooo, there’s no way 9 people could have the same story without it being true! Guess that proves there were WMDs in Iraq.